Rule 97 → “I will skin you” and “I will make you into shoes” are always appropriate threats in every day situations. 

Submitted by: kaytpp.

Rule 94 → Always put your phone on vibrate when you’re in the middle of killing someone. 

Submitted by: wants2beloved

*Please note; the owner of sherlockfandomrules does not condone killing in any way - with or without one’s phone on silent. 

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