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Rule 107 → Heads are for fridges, thumbs are for crispers.

Submitted by: mrshudsondear

Simply amazing.

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Rule 106 → It is a truth universally acknowledged that Mycroft Holmes was very closely related to Mary Poppins in his previous life.

Submitted by: 221baker-street

361 notes
  

Rule 105 → Breaking someone’s Action Man is a perfectly acceptable reason never to speak to them again.

Submitted by: the-improbable-1

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Rule 100 → It is perfectly acceptable to wear a sheet in public and/or to meetings [no matter how formal]. 

Submitted by: a-lulliloo and theirrepressiblebecky.

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Rule 99 → You do not hurt Mrs Hudson. [You will respect her.]

Submitted by: withoutsoulactress4evra-lulliloo and Anonymous.

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Rule 98 → Any problem can be solved with a Shock Blanket. 

Submitted by: copperviolet

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